(via vegeteble)
and girls can fart in front of their boyfriends
he got a 0.2 then he said.. maybe if we changed your 5 into a 4, we’d get a proper reading. -______- the proceeded to say.. doesnt matter. still going to do it. isn’t he lovely?
my friend alex and i made equations on things like how long your relationship will last, etc one time hahahah we sould do this